too bad at the rate things are going, it looks like it’ll never happen. i hope you’ll at least come to my funeral, though.
This makes me so bitter I can’t even take it. Brittani Gassner is like, the perfect girlfriend. She’s like Kayla, only she’d be loyal and wouldn’t choose her friends over me. That is, if she was single… and liked me.
The point is… fuck you, Ryan Miller. You have no idea how absolutely lucky you are, and if you ever fuck things up, or make her cry or sad or even for one second feel uncomfortable, you deserve to die the most horrible death imaginable.
