I’m almost certain I’m going to be in trouble for uploading this, but it’s too funny not to share it.
This is a list of the most popular words I’ve used on Twitter within the last year. It’s pretty accurate, I think. I’d say these are also the most popular words I use in conversation.
This has become my morning breakfast ritual. I drink coffee all day long, since there is always a fresh pot at work, and in the mornings I buy a candy bar from the vending machine and have it with my coffee. I like the crisp rice candy bar melting in my mouth with every sip of coffee. It’s so fucking sexy I could do a commercial about it where I can’t stop moaning and shit. It would rival the orgasm that Arby’s sauce gives that one guy.
This is definitely one of the best episodes of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia this season. Check it out.
HOLY SHIT, WHAT A DUMB BITCH! WHAT A STUPID FUCKING BITCH! OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SO STUPID. I’d still fuck her, though…. she has a cute, raspy voice. I like that. Oh, never mind, I just saw her face. I wouldn’t fuck her. She’s just dumb and ugly with a cute voice.
Here is the deal: I’m going to try to film a video podcast every day, or at least as often as I can, because sometimes it’s a lot more fun and easier than writing a blog post.
The first one was filmed a few days ago, but it’s really long so I need to edit it down, but I filmed one today with Lindsey Gaggini and Brittany Christopher, and here it is.
Check it out, and let us know what you’d like us to talk about next time. There will be different guests and different random topics each time. Enjoy!
