Steven Michael Kudelko

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This is the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life.  It’s a rap video from the No Cussing Club.  Seriously… it’s a club where all members agree not to swear.  Or “cuss”….. who says cuss anyway?  That’s such a stupid fucking word.

I hate this little curly haired bitch kid, and his faggoty law enforcement friends who were in this video.  I’ve seen video tapes of abortions that are better than this rap video.

This is a list of the most popular words I’ve used on Twitter within the last year.  It’s pretty accurate, I think.  I’d say these are also the most popular words I use in conversation.

This is a list of the most popular words I’ve used on Twitter within the last year.  It’s pretty accurate, I think.  I’d say these are also the most popular words I use in conversation.

I have no idea what this is about, but it’s slightly amusing.  Basically I think this guy was told that there was a limit to the free samples at Baskin Robbins.

I think it’s funny how the Microsoft Office podcast is marked as “Clean”… as if there is another “Explicit” version.  I’d totally download that version if it was available.  It’s probably explicit because they interview users, so there is a lot of screaming “YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT” whenever they’re waiting 30 minutes for Word 2008 to start.  Actually, I know a friend who had to write a research paper, and she was hanging out with her boyfriend, and she opened Word 2008 and then while it was loading, they started having sex.  The baby was conceived and born before Word 2008 was even finished loading.  They named the baby Clippy.  True story.  God, I’m tired this morning.

I think it’s funny how the Microsoft Office podcast is marked as “Clean”… as if there is another “Explicit” version.  I’d totally download that version if it was available.  It’s probably explicit because they interview users, so there is a lot of screaming “YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT” whenever they’re waiting 30 minutes for Word 2008 to start.  Actually, I know a friend who had to write a research paper, and she was hanging out with her boyfriend, and she opened Word 2008 and then while it was loading, they started having sex.  The baby was conceived and born before Word 2008 was even finished loading.  They named the baby Clippy.  True story.  God, I’m tired this morning.

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